December 11, 2006

• Dashboard Confessionals.

  
  

  My mother was driving today and I was sitting in the passenger’s seat. She usually has her Chinese radio station on, and which she did, but she turned it off all of a sudden. Oh, you KNOW a “talk/discussion” is coming right about my way. My mother doesn’t turn off her chinese radio for nothing, that thing is her lifeline when she’s driving.

  
  

  Anyway, she tries to ease into the conversation by picking something general to talk about, then she narrows it down. Long story short, she tells me that dad might have some kind of cancer, but we’re not sure yet, so he’s going to check it out again in a few days.

  
  

  You know what I was thinking during this whole time?

  
  

  HOORAY! I MIGHT JUST GET MY CHRISTMAS SURPRISE AFTERALL! BUT EVEN BETTER!!

  
  

  I know, all of you must be saying: “What kind of sick fuck are you? You’re actually happy?” Yeah, I am. I’m not going to lie. I don’t think I would shed a single tear if he leaves the earth today. There’s no sympathy, mercy, tears left in my heart for him.

  
  

  And that’s my dashboard confession.

  
  

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  EBAY.

  
  

  Can anybody tell me WHYYY i haven’t been doing my shopping on Ebay? That website is the greatest… invention… EVER. Everything that I ever wanted is just a click away. Sometimes, I don’t even know what the hell I’m buying because it’s so easy to just… buy. Sometimes, I’ll see a window pop up: “Congratulations! You won the item!” and i’ll be damned, because I really didn’t think before I bought.

  • 10:17 pm
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