BRRR!!
Secretagentnelle HATES the cold. Thank god for my earmuffs. Why does it seem like everyone is going to Paris these days (except me)? I thought people my age are supposedly “broke” and paying car/phone/school bills.Oh yeaahhh, that’s what parents are for.
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Smooch.
There is this reaaaaally really annoying couple in my Love, Sex, and Marriage class. They sit about in the third row everytime, and love to display their affection to the other 30 odd rows sitting behind them. I am ALWAYS included in that statistic. I like to sit in the 5th or 6th row so I can hear clearly and see without killing my neck by looking up for 2 hours straight. As a result, I get to see unwanted PDA every single Wednesday. Yay.
Let me assure you that it’s not like any other PDA. I would rather watch them peck each other a million times than see any one of their “normal” kisses. Allow me to describe.
I was eating a buttered bagel just before class, and woe is me, the couple enters. They settle down and open up their laptops and the girl leans in for their “in-preparation-for-class-smooch”. It lasted for 20 seconds. It was lips on top/on the bottom/in/everywhere kiss. It smacked, so you heard it even if you weren’t looking. If I were any closer, I might have caught a drool string somewhere. And lets not talk about where the girls’ hands were. Okay, they were down there.
Mmmm. First base, but with clothes on. I wanted to puke out my bagel.
Oh by the way, just for those xangans out there that tend to be racist and would like to make racist jokes in the confinement of their room; the guy is asian and the girl is brown.
So back to the story. YOU KNOW IT’S BAD, when the guy have to PULL the girl away so that they would stop their pda session. Even the GUY is embarrassed. I feel sorry for him, I really do. He gets petted from time to time too, just like a kitty cat.
Meow.
Men, do you actually like very sexual and touchy girls?
I like DAB – Display of Affection in the Bedroom.
Holding hands and hugging is pretty much as far as I would go in terms of PDA nowadays.
Just an useless thought: She was snooping around on his laptop today. She was checking on his msn history while he was gone. Ohhhh, someone’s done something naughty to make Miss Touchy feel jealous and suspicious. On the other hand, I had a smirk running across my face while watching her snoop. : )