December 2, 2008

• Olive.

  
  

  Somebody told me I act like Olive today.

  
  

  

  
  

  What?

  
  

  I act like the “Oh Popeye… *wave arms* saaaaveee meee” Olive, Olive?

  
  

  Oh what the hell. Do I really exude this Princess-helplessness? Is that really how I carry myself?

  
  

  After all this Alicia Keys, Beyonce, and singing to the left, — NOTHING?

  
  

  Sigh. I give up. Somebody just come and take me home. I’ll be their housewife. And they can macho me all they want with their big muscular arms.

  
  

   

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