December 15, 2008
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Video Games.
If women really want to feel powerful, just get a video game console and just sit back and enjoy the power trip. Cause men, will always, bow down to women that play video games.
Just one time. One time needed. Of me asking the guy(s) to buy a PS3, they have all done so. (Try to get them to get you a present, different story.)
I said, “I play Little Big Planet. So buy it and play with me online!”
He said, “Too expensive.”
I said, “Get itttttttt!!! I want to play with you!”
He gets it. They get it.
Even if they don’t like it. They will say they like it. Just so they can play with you.
How can a guy possibly like this game? Even I got a bit offended when people kept on recommending this game for me. Apparently, I look like the type to play “cutesy” games. But you know what, all sarcasm aside, this game is actually fun when you play with TWO people.
Men that don’t like to drive to hang out with a girl?
Just add video games to the equation.
I said, “Come chill with me”
He said, “Mmmm, kind of trying to finish my work here.”
I said, “Come play video games with me”
Next thing you know… *ding dong* at my door.
I’m sure all you girls that play shooters online with a bluetooth would understand that once you speak into that mic and other male players, or should I say, all the players (which are pretty much all males) will suddenly crack their voices and piss their pants because rarely do girls play video games. Suddenly, you’re a goddess. You apparently never die because you have these wall of male players online “protecting” you. Suddenly, your phone number becomes something that is highly coveted, your message box is filled with the classic question ’a/s/l’? and the flirting… well, it becomes unbearable at times.
So yeah, ego boost? Definitely. Any female gamers want to justify my theory here?
Edit: I’m gonna justify my own theory!!
Last time I had a guy over my house to play video games, he just looked at me and said: “Ellen, you are amazing.” Thanks. I know.
Comments (7)
you’d have to do better than that to impress a guy like me
Amen!
I never got into video games until I realized it’d be the best way to spend “quality time” with the bf and his friends. I play WoW and it’s always a kick to hear the guys’ reaction when they realize I’m a girl..or better yet, a girlfriend! I’m suddenly the “cool gf”, followed by “I wish my gf played too”… it’s a warm fuzzy feeling
guitar hero & rock band are fun, wii games are too girly, but if a girl can rock on Halo, Madden, or World of Warcraft… that’s super rare and super smokin.
But see, this only works if the girl is GOOD at the VGs. Which I used to be. And now am not. Unless it’s one of those fighting games, them maybe just maybe I can own your ass. But if there’s walking that involves more than 8 steps, then I’m at a loss.
Adventure + fighting = loss
I always get mistaken for an 8 yr old boy online haha
I must admit though, I do feel good in beating my bf in every game we play
i’m more of a tekken, street fighter, mortal combat fan myself
You’d impress him more if you’d play a game like Left 4 Dead.