March 9, 2006
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Button the unbuttoned.
Oh did I tell you? I am the Representative of my Natural Science 1730 class, and my sidekick is none other than Nick Ebel. We occasionally make empty speeches about new updates and study groups, which probably amounts to 400 of the people in the lecture that do not even pay an ounce of attention to what we’re saying. Some don’t even know my name still, but for me to care about that, would be the last thing on my mind.
So as I was telling you, about the meaningless speeches, I was making one of those today along with my sidekick and off we went to the front of the lecture hall, in front of less-than-the-usual class-size (which I am grateful, and you guys will know the reason later on), and noticed that my sidekick had the most unusual slant in his walk. “What’s wrong Nick?”, I asked. “I have a hole in the back of my pants, and I just discovered that today.”, he answered. “Oh.”, I giggled timidly.
After the boring mumble-jumble, we went back to our respective seats which we always sit in every class. As I was sitting down, I looked down on my brown cardigan…
My frikken cardigan went undone!
Right in the middle! I mean, if it unbuttoned itself at the top or the bottom, it wouldn’t be such a big deal, but right in the middle where you can see my bra! Why didn’t ANYBODY say anything?! Why didn’t any of the students make some kind of obvious gesture, similar to ‘XYZ’ (x-amine your zipper)?!?! Why didn’t Nick or my Professor correct this horrible mistake?!?! (Oh right, they’re guys.)
What can I do. They saw it. They saw it all. I just sat there for the remaining hour and kept on buttoning and unbuttoning my cardigan to see if it portrayed a significant difference between them two. (Maybe I pulled it off? Maybe I didn’t stretch or lift my arm out, so the hole didn’t expand and expose even more.???) I couldn’t make up my mind. All I had in mind was: “They. saw. it. all.”
I guess Nick wasn’t the only one that had holes in his garments. How embarrassing.
Comments (3)
OH GOSH… I can’t help laughing.. at you
You’re so funny!!!!!
Today I opened the bathroom door at school, and there was a MOTHER in there with her kid, and she was sitting on the toilet! And i was stunned. And I hope I didn’t just stand frozen, with the door open. It felt like an eternity. And it was one of those moms who think they’re all young & all that. Haha.
Haha that happened to me too – I couldn’t help but wonder WHY guys were staring at me and smiling. Smiling pervertedly.
Yay! I’m glad I’m not the only one that was actually thinking about doing my toenails & bringing out the sandals! Haha
We must be the only two disillusioned people comtemplating that..