November 22, 2006
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This Christmas, I want…
Many people keep telling me that their personal Christmas wish list is way too long. Well then, stop being so materialistic. It is clearly not rocket science here.
However this year, I probably, truly, only want one thing. That is:
A Surprise.
Pretty vague eh? Well alright, what I mean by a surprise is just anything (doesn’t have to be material) that would make my heart skip and possibly set a memorable event for the year 2006 before it ends. I haven’t been surprised in a long time. I don’t even know if I am capable of evoking that emotion anymore. I just want to be stunt, damn it.
I’m thinking of the following surprises. Any one of them would set my heart running:
1) If Santa Claus/toothfairies/unicorns (either one of them) actually exists!
2) If someone buys me an asthetically good looking car (I don’t care if it performs well or not) and oh look! A good-looking CHAUFFER comes with it! Cause you all know I hate driving.
3) If my father is actually gay! And his bitch-ass mistress name is not really “Jacqueline” but it’s really ”Jack”. It’s about time that he comes out the closet. Maybe then I won’t be so mad at him for cheating, because it alllll makes peeeerfect sense.
4) My name spelt in lit candles across the NATION. (Haven’t you seen that episode of Simpsons? Smithers did that for Mr.Burns birthday. I deserve it too)
5) Seeing a guy cry… like bawl.
6) If Jesus performs the “final judgment” rapture this year like he promised qajabillion years ago. I wonder, would God take me with the other faithful Christians first? Or leave me here on the fiery earth to suffer…
7) P.C shows up with a bouquet of flowers and asks me an endearing question.
There’s got to be more surprises, but i’ll stick with seven for now
Xangans, what do you want for Christmas this year? Any surprises you would like to experience?
Comments (3)
I love Christmases. You always see that “miracle” on tv, and despite being cherished with a lot of things, you still hold out for this particular “miracle”. I have the miracle I want tucked deep inside…I’m praying it will happen.
1) i can see little girls just screaming over pink unicorns…
2) but…driving’s fun…
3) 0_0
4) uh huh…
5) you can always make a baby boy cry. would that help?
6) unless you’ve abandoned christianity (which i hope you haven’t), then there’s nothing to really worry about it
7) no comment
for me, the biggest surprise would be to leave the singles club. but, then again, i’m too much of a me-person to ever get hooked up, so scratch that
hmmm…i would like to experience bonding with friends and family… and the joy of giving to those you care about and to those who are less fortunate… hmm.. if it’s true about your dad..i hope he finds the strength and courage to admit it…i can imagine it must be so tough to be able to tell your loved ones something like that… i wish my gay friends would come out to me….do i seem that narrowminded? you know how some ppl get gay ppl coming out to them alot, whereas other ppl don’t get it at all…i’m one of those ppl who never get told… anyway… about walter’s comment…uhoh…hehe i’ve sorta abandoned christianity ;/ i don’t really…care though.. it’s not a priority for me right now and hasn’t been since my second year of university… maybe one day i’ll go back to being christian…but……sorta doubtful! i wouldn’t mind bringing my kids to church for the fellowship and moral upbringing though…