January 12, 2007

• For Resolc.

  
  

   Note: I will not be held liable for any ear deafening.

  
  

  For once in a lifetime, here is Secret_agent_nelle singing in her jammies.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  YEAH, that’s a pink pick that I’m using.

  
  

  And NO, I didn’t tune my guitar.

  
  

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  I thought Psychoexbf was actually my pscyho ex bf leaving footprints on my page. (To the ex: you never know, you might have gone psycho in these past few months, haha how arrogant of me). So I ended up clicking on the user’s name to check out if it really is him, alas — no.

  
  

  But what a great way to get girls paranoid, and wondering, and getting free footprints.

  
  

   

  
  

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  Swearing Tendencies

  
  

  My swearing tendencies have gone up 200% since September, as oppose to the regular 1% from occassional toe-stubbings on the door.

  
  

  What the hell happened?

  
  

  OH, after this past thursday lecture, I now know why I swear at a daily basis. Here is my leading man:

  
  

  Professor John Dwyer.

  
  

  I just wish I had this on tape/recorded — and transfered onto YouTube.

  
  

  Prof D: “Good morning everybody! How is everybody doing? As you can see, I didn’t lose any weight over the holiday, instead I gained weight. So what I did is that I bought myself some diet drinks. It’s suppose to “normalize” my metabolism.”

  
  

  (laughters)

  
  

  “What? There were girls with bikinis on the label! How can I resist? But you know what pisses me off? The drink [liquid] is fucking pink!”

  
  

  (Swoons the water bottle filled with pink liquid in a circular motion)

  
  

  “I’m scared I’m going to grow breasts after drinking this, but you guys are going to tell me if I do right?”

  
  

  (laughters)
  (A student walks through the door 2 minutes late with a cellphone against his ear)

  
  

  “GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!!! I’M FUCKING LECTURING AND YOU’RE ON THE FUCKING PHONE?!?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! OR WHATEVER FUCKING ORTHODOX YOU ARE! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”

  
  

  (Secret_Agent_nelle drops her jaw. She’s thinking: “but I love Jesus!”)

  
  

  (Prof. D continues his lecture)

  
  

  (Another student comes in and walks up to the front row filled with TAs and addresses class matters with his respective TA)

  
  

  “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I’M FUCKING LECTURING AND YOU’RE TALKING TO YOUR FUCKING TA?”

  
  

  (student apologizes and goes to his seat. Prof lectures)

  
  

  “You know who is the world’s biggest masturbator? Jean-Jacques Rousseau. He’s the man that says, “Why have 1, 2, or 3 women when you can have any woman… while you’re masturbating.”

  
  

  (Lectures some more)

  
  

  “Some people ask me how the hell I keep the attention of the students. Well I tell them I have to say “fuck” alot in class. If that doesn’t work, then I would have to move onto the word “cunt”. Oh trust me, I’ll use it if I have to.”

  
  

  Note: There were no embellishments added.

  
  

  So there you have it ladies and gentlemen. The very source of my admiration for my educator, is what corrupts me at the same time.

  
  

  Which course is it, Yorkies you may ask? SOSC 2340. Business and Society. Take it if you’re still missing your 9 credit sosc.

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