January 29, 2007

• Liability.

  
  

  

  
  

  Maddy is a liability. Thus, I cannot possibly keep her anymore to accompany me on those lonely nights. Not that she is a bad “liability” as in, she’s hard to take care of. She is a gentle soul, and all she ever wants is her veggies and her time out of the cage to play. Which – both I do not provide.

  
  

   

  
  

  Well then, moving along, the point is: She is a liability on my cashflow. I mean, I would love to keep her, she’s nice to put my head on as a pillow because she’s so round and fluffy, but there are some things in life that I just need to prioritize at this moment. Maddy, sigh, sadly didn’t make it on the list.

  
  

   

  
  

  So as for the recent neglect of her care, I must find her a good owner that will provide her with infinite care and love. She is a great bunny, and therefore deserves the best. (And no, I cannot let her out in the wild because she’s past the stage where, if I were to let her go outside, she wouldn’t know how the hell to dig a hole. And most definitely be eaten out by an evil dog.)

  
  

   

  
  

  Limited bedding and food is provided for Maddy if you decide to keep her.

  
  

   

  
  

  Oh yes, one more thing. She is healthy as she can be!! I bought her at PJ’s (fucking PJ’s) and when I brought her home, she was really sick. I spent $250 on her vet bill to fix her.

  
  

   

  
  

  If it creates much of an incentive for you, Maddy also comes with a $40 gift card from PJ’s.

  
  

   

  
  

  Anybody up for a new friend? Again, I will deliver my bunny to your doorstep, given that you are of close proximity. FREE DELIVERY. And please, don’t fucking eat her. I WILL know.

  
  

   

  
  

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  Assholes!

  
  

   

  
  

  Psychology textbook explanation:

  
  

   

  
  

  The need for dominance is thought to be greater in men than women because it could facilitate males’ reproductive success in a variety of ways including:

  
  

   

  
  

  1) females may prefer mating with dominant males

  
  

  2) dominant males may poach females from subordinate males

  
  

  3) dominant males may intimidate male rivals in competition for sexual access

  
  

  4) dominant males may acquire more material resources, which may increase mating opportunities

  
  

   

  
  

  Secret_agent_nelle’s version of why women date assholes:

  
  

   

  
  

  “The reason why women date assholes is because there is a biological theory. The theory goes that men who portray themselves as assholes also position themselves as  more superior than the female gender. When the female gender experiences this shift in dominance, where the male is situated higher than them, they will ultimately feel protected by this asshole if problems or safety issues should arise. Such as, if another asshole wants to touch you, your asshole will beat the other asshole’s ass. Thus, women like to feel protected. Another point would be that because they see this strength of masculinity (and therefore, nice boys tend to not portray as much masculinity as an asshole would), it is ideal that the woman would want to procreate with this asshole in order to continue his legacy and perserve genes that is considered to be “the best of mankind”. That is why women gravitates towards assholes. Hats off to the assholes. You sneaky bastards.”

  
  

   

  
  

  AGREE?

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