January 30, 2007
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Valen-frikken-tines!
This year, I’m a smart woman. To avoid yet ANOTHER lonely and no-roses-nor-chocolates Valentines (and no, LATE roses being sent through the mail do not count), I planned ahead and I grabbed a Valentine as soon as I see one that’s good. Here is my Valentine for 2007:
It’s my cupcake Vincent.
“Nelle, I’m going to take you out for dinner.”
Oh — just sugar to my ears.
But since men are all idiots, and they talk more than do, Vincent included, I must not get my hopes up. He might dump me for another 6 year old girl at school, then I might just have to fight her for it on the school playground!
Now, to prep, what kind of chocolates does lil Vincy like…
Edit: Haha, you all must be thinking, “Where are you picking up this kid, you sick molester!” Well, FYI, it’s Slutburger_with_cheese’s little brother. I go to slutty’s house to entertain Vincent in playing the PS3 with him.
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You Know You’re Getting Fat…
…when your girl friends buy you clothes that are increasing in their sizes. See, JP used to buy me extra small, if that wasn’t available, she would somehow think that extra extra small would also fit on me. Alas, JP just wouldn’t accept that fact that I do not have the normal ASIAN girl body type. For starters, I wear size 7 pants. I hear gasping, shut up! I know! Size 7 is pretty much NON-EXISTENT at Pacific Mall and if it is, it would be in the obese section — in a dark dark corner. “Waaaattt?! Siiize sevaaan? No no, no such fing ova here!”
I just have really big child bearing hips, that’s all.
So anyway, JP recently got me a pair of sweatpants. (Aw, how sweet of you, thanks dear!) and I noticed on the tag that it says “M”. She jumped 2 SIZES!! From XS to M. Does she think I’m getting fatter? How come she hasn’t brought it up in person? Haha, well, I figured, hey I do fit in “M” and maybe that girl has finally accepted the fact that I have the Asian North-American figure and that I never really did fit in XS.
So ladies, next time you need a clear and honest answer, (and not the words coming from your girlfriend’s mouths because they always tend to lie and tell you you’re not fat), just tell them to pick an article of clothing out… it should work like a charm. “WHAT? You think I fit into a LARGE?!”
See, caught red-handed right there.
Comments (11)
AHHAHAHAHA. that cupcake you tote couldn’t fit in an xl.
umm, justin (that jerk!) did not even help. hehe, i love you anyways kua~
RYC: I don’t think the movie was justifying infidelity, but it seemed to have a bit of an indifferent attitude towards it.. like “hey, sometimes it happens”
hahaha
awwww cute valentine
kinda on the lines of “chester the molestor” but thats on you.
haha
so did u ever get to playing that song?
=)
awwww haha I need to find a valentine too!! haha you’ve got a cutie ! haha
“I just have really big child bearing hips” you know guys are able to spot that…haha we are supposed to be more attracted to women with those kinds of hips hehe =P.
ryc: and why is that? haha
… hahahaha i didnt put that up as a trait but yeah HAHAHA
I am assuming you are asian? i’ve never seen a pic of you…so being asian already wins half the battle
lol! =P
remember the last time when you said you like your sweatpants big and comfy? well, at my store (where EVERYTHING comes from china or hk or some place in the U.S i don’t know where) sizes are frikken tiny. so that M you have is honestly a small elsewhere. did you try it on? didn’t it fit? i tried it on for you and it fit me perfectly in M so doesn’t that mean i’m fat too? lol! you fat…that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard o.O’
anyhoos, no i wasn’t implying you’re fat but i’ll explain why i didn’t get you the small when i see you =)
ok then, take cares!
and your valentine is quite the cutieee! =D
luv ya!
child bearing hips is fab. then you can plop them out later! you sure your clothes weren’t an asian brand? i’m like 5 XL in china clothes.
i think i outsmarted the world, i never fall for the valentines marketing ploy! but i am treating myself the day after w/ tickets to Kobe vs. Lebron. me and my two man crushes all in one room.
lol ellen, we should start up a club. i dont wear small for pants, and im not a size 0 =p ahem to that!
where did all your commenters from out of? wow
oh man that kid is adorable, i wanna take him home.
lol.. oh janice is sucha sweetie.. i remember when herbert and stan were crazy about that girl, haha man she’s so sweet she gives me cavities! and when she left me a comment on my xanga, she stil does the whole *~*HEIKY*~* thing she used to do back in the asianavenue days.. awwww anyone else, i would’ve made fun of, but her – i just smile and nod fondly
anyway, your entries never cease to give me a laugh.. in fact, you never cease to make me laugh
ahah, JOIN that blogring, i dare you!
honestly though, if i had known about that blogring about a week ago, i would’ve joined that in a second! i am a meatlover. or ex-meatlover
p.s. yes, i know exactly what you mean about con ed. girls. i thought it was just me. whew. im not crazy. let’s band together and take ‘em out nelle, you and me! you distract them by waving around a fake LV purse, i’ll hit’em from behind!