February 19, 2007
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Damn, I’ve been tagged…
I’m too superstitious to ignore this.
So here it is.
6 Weird Things About Me:
1. I fold my garbage. I have to make sure that my garbage will fit efficiently into the garbage can, so that it will take the least amount of space in the garbage can to allow more volumn in each garbage bag — ultimately more garbage in each garbage dump. In the grand scale, less energy is wasted in the process of sanitary causes. Yes, I am a greenpeace activist. Well, at least I try. Leaky faucets break my heart.
2. I finish every piece of rice in my bowl. As a child, this auntie once told me that the amount of rice left in your bowl reflects the face of your future husband. The more rice, the uglier. The less rice, the cleaner his face will be. As long as I could remember, I’ve never left a single rice in my bowl. My husband better be daaammmn hot.
3. I talk to myself sometimes.
4. I love drinking flat pop. Mmmm, week-old Pepsi. Pass it over here please!
5. I love smelling the following: gluestick, new crayons, new pencil crayons, and new books. Does anybody feel the same?
6. The amount of attraction I have towards you is all dependent on how you smell to me. I think there’s some biological reason to it. Is it that people who are more fertile emit some attractive scent related to hormones? I think JP was telling me about that. I could be totally crazy about you, and you can be a total asshole and I would have no clue as to why I would want to rape you — all because you emit that “smell”.
Well, Armani is a good scent to “emit” too. Hehe.
But heck, I’m attracted to myself according to how I smell to myself. Me no like stinky me.
Now, do you STILL want to be my friend?
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BFF
I have the BESTEST FRIEND in the whole WIDE WORLD. At the sound of my voice that hints of something wrong, JP quickly jets right over to my house right after work with a CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP AND A BAGETTE WITH BUTTER (in replacement of the soda) ready in hand to comfort me.
What a fucking sweetie.
That is WHY I’m going lesbian someday. Cause men just can’t live up to my standards.
Oh — the tears are gone.
Comments (10)
………wierdo……
yeah seriously….folding garbage… who does that.
i know people who fold their garbage. i avoid them. just kidding!
okay, i’ll still be your friend, but only because…
i fold toilet paper. that’s garbage, right?
people that talk to themselves are rad! i dunno about flat soda… and my favorite scent is musky. musky sweat. yum!
haha i love the smell of permanent markers!
You know what smells good? Abercrombie Fierce cologne… as for #4, which I’m assuming the liking of weird things, I’d say it’s gotta be rubbing alcohol.
#4 liking the smell of weird things
I still want to, because I talk to myself all the time too. But everything else is absolutely unforgivable! : )
the rice thing isn’t cos u want a hottie bf, it’s cos you’re OCD!
#5 YES! textbooks are the best. they hold promise of new knowledge headed my way… and erm, the content is interesting too. =))