April 1, 2007

• I Hate Classical Music.

  
  

  Listening to Bach’s Concerto No.5 in E-flat major and eating a pizza pop in a room all by myself…

  
  

  is so frikken depressing.

  
  

  It’s almost like, the music is slowly climaxing to showcase my last drowning death whilst eating the pizza pop. Does anybody feel the same way when they listen to classical music? Xangans, any good calming, yet upbeat classical music that you can recommend? Djcaptainzowie, I’m looking at your direction. Oh! But everyone is welcomed to input their two cents on classical music too!

  
  

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  My Hubby — (ies)

  
  

  I just realized, I have many fiances on Xanga. Ya’ll know who you are. One didn’t even mention the notion of an engagement ring, one suggested that I shop around and tell him which one tickles my fancy, and the other one is sending me one through the mail — A Cracker Jack ring that is.

  
  

  Did I forget anyone out there that I promised marriage to?

  
  

  You are all verrrrry excruciatingly special to me.

  
  

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  I had to take off the numbers.
  People were getting too smart.

  
  

  117 70113, 93124895.

  
  

  The above serial numbers are for those that have all the time in the world and more to figure out. I remember back in elementary school, my best friend and I would talk with calculators. We had our own number system where we turned it into a form of legible language. I’m sure all girls when they were young had their own encryption system set up for all the daily gossip and note passing that happened. If you don’t, then you didn’t grow up right — or you’re not truly a girl — or you didn’t really grow up as a girl.

  
  

  Anyway, here are some hints:

  
  

  707 = LOL
  5361237 863177 173773 = SECRET AGENT NELLE
  4011 5711715 = YOU STINK

  
  

  Note: Not all sevens necessarily mean “L”, one number can have multiple matching of letters. To be more bait on my part, “7″ could mean “T”, “L”, or “J”. And sometimes, to make up a certain letter, you need two numbers, for instance: “12″ means “R”.

  
  

  Do you get it now?
  Winner gets a kiss from me, even IF you’re a girl. Runner up, if you’re a guy, you get to witness the action. So you better let a woman win. Cause otherwise, it won’t be too exciting for you if it’s a male. Exciting for me of course.

  
  

  Edit: DAMN! Some of you are REALLY smart. If it were for me, I WOULDN’T SPEND MY TIME FIGURING THIS NONSENSE OUT. My ex is smart and dumb at the same time. He figured it out, BUT WHY would you write it so the public could see it?! A private note will do just fine! Holy Moly. And no Dave, even if you figured it out, you don’t get the prize winning kiss.

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