May 17, 2007
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Height.
Holy Crap, I need to grow another 6 inches. I want and need to be 6′ tall. I have this admiration and possibly fetish for people who are tall. I want to be tall, possibly because it will give me a power trip. Tall asian girl — intimidate everyone in my way.
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Mistake #286
…not carrying an umbrella out yesterday when it was raining. People who know me, know that I love umbrellas and have many of them in different styles and colours lying around. People need to understand that no matter how good you look in your outfit, in Jimmy Choos or not, if your umbrella is a flimsy one with odd pokadots that totally clash with your tartan dress pants — you will look like crap, no matter how good your hair is fixed up that morning. Having the umbrella coordinate with your outfit is what I call “mindful of how you dress” and possibly “class”.
The best advice is to purchase black umbrellas. Because we all know black goes with almost everything. But keep in mind that it must be a high quality one. Nothing is more embarassing than your umbrella turning inside out and you’re left fighting with the wind.
So since I didn’t bring my umbrella out yesterday, I sacrificed looking like an idiot, covering my eyes (because I wasn’t wearing any waterproof mascara), and having my dress pants soak a little on the bottom despite the heels that I was wearing. See, I looked like an idiot running in the rain, when I could just stroll with an umbrella.
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Dress Shirts.
I’m having problems wearing dress shirts. They look incredible on you when you first buy them (provided that you didn’t put it in the wash yet), they’re all crisp and wrinkles-at-a-minimum at first. Then, you throw it in the washer, throw it in the dryer and you realized the crisp is gone. No matter how many times I iron my dress shirts, it still doesn’t feel the same way. It feels sloppy.
Is anybody having the same problem?
I hope I don’t become a Paris Hilton, where I will only wear my clothes — once.
Comments (8)
well, it’s not as if you’re currently short, yknow? lol
i like my men tall too. at least 6 foot. and i also used to loooove umbrellas.
get a boyfriend
that way they can carry your umbrella
AND iron your shirts for you.
haha
you could also just walk out like noone’s watching… only except when you’re not riding on a public transportation right after
yeah, you just breathe in and out without thinking of anything else. then you’re good.
dear, your ass already $blings$. and no, you can’t be 6 ft, only i’m allowed to be! at 5’6″ you’re already very tall. asian shorties around the world would kill for your height.
double starch on the dress shirts. that’ll solve the problem… until your next wash & iron.
I’m 5’10′-5’11′ with heels on….when you’re that tall, you wish you could shrink down =
I hate all umbrellas. All of mine have flipped inside out. Oh and one time a car splashed me while I was holding one, leaving me soaked. Useless I say! haha
you’re a 5’6 asian girl and you don’t think you’re tall???
i almost wish i were a tad shorter cause i feel too tall with high high heels on (regular high heels are ok). i love the look of them on my feet but i rarely wear them for that reason.
cotton shrinks.
don’t throw them in the dryer.
wash with starch.