May 25, 2007
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Bikini-wini.
In about a week and a half, my marketing group will be presenting. I will be strutting in front of my Marketing class in my strawberry-patterned bikini. No black bikini though – I don’t want to let the guys in class to fantasize too much and have sudden erections. (Everybody can tell by now that I would do anything for marks right? That is, except for all the dirty things that is going through your head right now. You pervert.)
Dilemma is:
- I have a week and a half to get myself in shape. That’s going to be hard work. Should I just cut down on the amount of Junior Chickens that I eat? (Body’s natural response: “Nahhh!”)
- However, if I don’t shape up at an exponential rate, walking in with a bikini with a gut hanging out might just backfire. (Professor: “Gut hanging? Minus 50 points.”)
There goes my A. You see the dilemma?
So, Junior Chickens or Shaped-up body? And really, I doubt my body will even shape up that much, considering I never had the intent to exercise in the first place. Just let the body lose fat — naturally. (What? Your body doesn’t do that? Well mine does! Har Har!)
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Complicated.
Guys make my life really complicated. They really do. I used to be the complicated one, but not anymore. Who made me into a guy? Assholes along the way. But hey, I’m not complaining. Jaded is as jaded goes.
All I want is a guy that will talk less, but talk when I command. And is good in bed and will make me a turkey sandwich after a good sac session. That’s it. THAT’S IT.
Edit: Fine, I lied. On top of fixing me a turkey sandwich and not talking too too much, they have to be P.C material.
Comments (8)
haha i love your confidence~ i would NEVER be able to do that!
i dunno…there aren’t a lot of submissive guys out there…
like they said, “it is what it is.”
hhahah…i think there are a TON of submissive guys out there!!!
wow bikin in front of the class? gutsy!
no, i didn’t know that you’d miss me.
but now i do.
ditto, for sure.
hey.. i’ve been in my bikini all week long
(i was in vegas, now in pheonix)
yeah, i’ve been trying to find a girl who won’t ask questions after the deed. =)
hey, what’s a junior chicken?
Nelle! You have become a dude, (aside from wanting the P.C qualities part) because I’m sure most dudes would love nothing more than for their girlfriend to be good in bed, then fix them a nice post-sack snack afterwards. : )