October 16, 2007

• “I Want To Be A Cowboy!”

  
  

  I was listening to the radio (forgot which station), and they asked the audience: “If you had to be in a Halloween costume for a year, what would it be?” Here are my first instinctual picks:

  
  

  - Fairy
  - Princess
  - Wonder Woman
  - Oscar Myer Weiner

  
  

  Are you digusted by my overflowing of femininity and/or lack of Feminism? Me too. Princess? Oscar Myer Weiner? (Maybe it’s the unconscious desire of “Penis Envy” claims Sigmund Freud, if you get the pun…) Don’t ask. I don’t know why Wonder Woman came third as an instinctual thought. You would think that Fairies and Prince Charmings are all gone from my head by now…which I guess they’re not.

  
  

  Oh yes — you must be asking about the title. Well, apparently, the number one choice for a costume that a male would agree to wear for one full year would be none other than a Cowboy’s costume. Yee-haw!

  
  

  What’s your pick(s)?

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