November 19, 2007
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Rabbit for Dinner.
Mmmmm, what’s that smell? Smells like chicken.
No, that’s just Maddy. She’s about to be eaten…
Maddy’s my bunny. My cutie-patootie. My cupcake. My princess. I love her. But she loves chewing on cables even more…
She totally chewed up and pulverized the cable for the electrical massage chair. I don’t know how expensive that chair is, but when my dad bought it home, it smelled expensive. And you guessed it, that chair is my dad’s sweeeeet little baby.
Does anybody know how to rewire cables such as this one?
First of all, it’s not Maddy’s fault. SOMEBODY let her out without my consent. It has to be mom. AND didn’t bother putting her back before she left for work. Which means Maddy was let out for 3 hours worth of damage. CHYEAH, that is what 3 hours of unsupervised Maddy activity would accomplish!
Dad doesn’t know yet. I vacuumed everything. And hid those cables underneath the chair. I hope he doesn’t get a bad back soon. OH GAWD, he’s so old. OF COURSE, he’s going to use that chair sometime soon, what the hell am I thinking. But once somebody plugs that chair in an outlet and receives a mild shock, and realizes that it doesn’t work — My ass will be beaten.
Speaking of electrical shocks, this is what a bunny looks like when it gets electrical shocked. Pretty fluffy. When I found her at the scene of the crime, she had a trail of hair dangling behind her.
This is my plan. I’m going to bring her to school today. And leave her somewhere. I don’t know where, but somewhere. Kind of like those bad moms that leave their babies on the streets in hope that somebody caring would take them home. Yeah, like that.
I just don’t think Maddy should die in the hands of my dad.
Comments (9)
awwww. whatta cute bunny wabbit you have! so cute, your dad will just have to forgive her.
i was afraid to see pictures of the bunny before mayhem. and after mayhem…..in a boiling pot. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.
i hope bunny finds friends.
she grew so much from the last time i saw her. =P
abandoning a pet is like abandoning a child.
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except pets aren’t as smart and usually end up being roadkill.
poor maddy..
Maddy is so cute.. but unfortunate with the chewing..
I can’t really tell the extent of damage of the wires but try wrapping electrical tape around it if you have any.
haha, no I don’t really know that much about electrical stuff, just that you can use electrical tape for minor damages.
But since that green wire is completely severed in two, my friend (I showed him the pictures) says that you probably won’t be able to fix it yourself and that unfortunately the wire will have to be replaced (somehow).
poor maddy
ummmm… someone who’s electrical savvy can rewire and replace a powercord pretty easily. if it’s a special wire, they can do that too, as long as it’s the right gauge/thickness.
where’s maddy now? don’t be an abandoner!