May 17, 2008

• Say It Ain’t So.
  My Hiatus.

  
  

  So, Slutburger_with_cheese is pushing me to go on a xanga hiatus and instead of trying to alleviate the ‘hiatus’ mentality (which seems to be on most xangans’ minds nowadays anyway. Ahem, Resolc, Yosho, Fee2bme, just to name a few), he fully supports this sacrilegious behaviour against the xangan community.

  
  

  Do I ever back down from a challenge?

  
  

  It was a rhetorical question, but for the doubters, the answer would be “no”

  
  

  But really, if one were to record the amount of time he/she would spend logged-on to xanga on a daily basis, one would realize that the time spent on xanga, could be spent on something potentially more productive and might I add,  something more fulfilling in life.

  
  

  Not that I’m bad mouthing xanga or anything.

  
  

  Just. You know. I want to do something that doesn’t involve staring at my screen and having to keep pressing that refresh button every five seconds  for the next four hours to see if I have new comments, messages, footprints, friend invites, updates and OHHH must we never forget, the new subscribers. Every time I gain a new subscriber, tiny waves of orgasmic seizures run through my body — and don’t tell me it doesn’t happen to you. It happens to all xanga whores and xangsters.

  
  

  Yeah, we need to stop. I need to stop.

  
  

  This is the end of the line for Secret_agent_nelle…
  ….until next time.
  Slutburger will now proceed in changing my pw, so i won’t log in.

  • 11:20 pm
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