April 5, 2008
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Be ECOfriendly.
Dear Slutburger_with_cheese,
It breaks my heart when you’ve been leaving your computer on for the past X amount of days. God knows that you have a full-time job, friends, business, sleep and Halo to entertain in life, and yet your computer is constantly turned on to entertain nobody for X amount of hours in the day. For those X amount of hours that you’re not looking at the screen, energy is wasted for nothing.
I know you have plenty of girls in which you want to trick them in thinking that “you’re online”, and perhaps have them send you a flirty ”instant message” instead of the offline message, but to their surprise — they never really get a reply from you between the hours of 9am-5pm — because you’re not REALLY behind the monitor.
You are sleeping right now, and you still have your computer on. I hope all the electrical waves that you consume in your sleep will one day zap your head into a bigger size. And no, not that head. The asymmetrical one.
Your favourite business partner in the whole wide world,
Yours Truly,
Secret_agent_nelle
Comments (13)
Hahahahaha. LOL! i think ur hella awesome! =D
whoaa.. asymmetrical. eh?
@Meunonomo - she means my face
lol.
somehow this font makes me want to vomit.
@silence_of_words - I am SOO very sorry that my font has the potential to make you vomit. It’s your screen’s fault — seriously. Some computer screen sees it just fine. Like mine.
But I am planning on fixing the html so it defaults on every computer, thank you for your concern. : )
@secret_agent_nelle -
Hah, I would’ve expected some kinds of replies, but not this sorta haha.
When you fix it, I might actually read your posts, but for now, it’s hard to decipher anything.
@silence_of_words - You know, the other immediate solution is to subscribe to me and then you can read my posts from the comfort of your subscritions browser. EH.. EHH… (nudge nudge) What you think about that!
@secret_agent_nelle -
I’ll seriously try that right now.
whoo it works.
My sister leaves her computer on all the time even when she’s sleeping. It bugs me but I hate nagging about it since she never listens.
interesting.
your font is killing me, you evil girl.
So Slutburger is a YAWA?
I know plenty of people like this hehe…