April 5, 2008

  • Be ECOfriendly.


    Dear Slutburger_with_cheese,


    It breaks my heart when you’ve been leaving your computer on for the past X amount of days. God knows that you have a full-time job, friends, business, sleep and Halo to entertain in life, and yet your computer is constantly turned on to entertain nobody for X amount of hours in the day. For those X amount of hours that you’re not looking at the screen, energy is wasted for nothing.


    I know you have plenty of girls in which you want to trick them in thinking that “you’re online”, and perhaps have them send you a flirty ”instant message” instead of the offline message, but to their surprise — they never really get a reply from you between the hours of 9am-5pm — because you’re not REALLY behind the monitor.


    You are sleeping right now, and you still have your computer on. I hope all the electrical waves that you consume in your sleep will one day zap your head into a bigger size. And no, not that head. The asymmetrical one.


    Your favourite business partner in the whole wide world,
    Yours Truly,
    Secret_agent_nelle

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