April 11, 2008
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Flashlight Innuendos.
No, you HAVE to watch this. I don’t care if you didn’t watch my emo homemade youtube videos about my love life, but THIS! you have to watch. I guarantee you’ll like the racial innuendos as well. Well, depending on which race you are, you might just get a liiiitttleee bit offended. But that’s okay, because my man is an exception to the stereotype! ; )
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Bad Parenting
To delineate my mother’s lack of recent care for the family, I have lost 4 pounds for doing nothing but eating junk food. It’s because she never has anything in the fridge and I am always in a state of starvation. I’ve eaten so many bags of chips, my body is starting to repel it, it leaves this sour taste in my mouth that I dislike. Why don’t I cook? Number one, no one will eat my cooking. Not even me. Number two, there is nothing in the fridge TO cook. Number three, I don’t have a car readily accessible in time of hunger to fetch something to eat. So yeah, I think I’m losing my boobs and my butt for this. I need to eat those junior chickens again, even if they’re just pseudo-hormones in the chicken. Apparently, the hormones they inject in chickens to make their breasts bigger is also applicable to humans. Hmmmmmmm.
Comments (13)
hahah seen it … its ……. sexaaaaaaaaaay
the font on your page is difficult to stalk.. erm read.
oh thank you my dear, for making me laugh on an otherwise dreary, cloudy day in toronto.
@star_gazr - Sorry about that. As I tell everybody, the immediate solution is to just subscribe to me and just read from the comfort of your own subscriptions browser. The font defaults itself once that process is done.
So star_gazr, you know what to do!!
FYI: Some computers sees it just fine. If you go to York U (aforementioned in Slutty’s blog), then the computers there views the font just perfectly. : )
Sorry for the inconvenience once again!! But please feel free to stalk me!
what the? eating junk food is causing you to LOSE weight?
*cries*
@secret_agent_nelle -
done, and done.
lol. i liked the skit.
i wish i could lose weight just eating junk food. that would be my eternal paradise
“Hmmmmmmm” indeed!
i watched the clip. tried not to laugh ['specially at "wang"]. failed. miserably.
OMFG~! This video is effing hilarious! LOL
mind telling which show that is?
and as for that injected chicken thing… rraawwrr
lol I know someone that has one of those shakeable flashlights… that video put a whole new perspective on them for me though… haha (:
lol…oh MAD TV
no wonder the characters all look familiar
thanks for sharing this vid
bobbi lee is quite the hilarious asian. i hope you’ve seen him in their takes of ‘korean dramas’.
Ooh…I’m gonna go get me some junior chickens =P