May 10, 2008

• Alcohol-talk.

  
  

  Let it be known that I will never drink wine again. Instead of the alcohol acting as a depressant, it has somehow reversed its real purpose and has created some manic state in me right now. I am led to believe that there is some superb caffeine mixture in that wine that I consumed tonight. Hence, I am still up at 5:30 am typing this random entry! And I, secret_agent_nelle, is never ever awake at this ungodly hour.

  
  

  Oh kick me in the head, I have work today.

  
  

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  You know what would make stalking a heck lot easier? Instead of xanga putting those orange thingy-ma-bobs online alerts beside the profile name within the entry titles of the subscriptions page, Xanga should just make it so that the alerts appear on the left side bar beside all the sub profile names, so I can just see it in one glance who is actually online. Bam. No more looking through my subs to see if ______ is online. This is stalking, made easy.

  
  

  I would totally illustrate my point with a picture, but…

  
  

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  I’m hungry. It’s 5:34 am.

  
  

  
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  My mom is leaving to NY in 30 minutes or so. It’s a 13 hour ride. and 13 hours back. She’s coming back on Sunday night. It’s Saturday morning as we speak. Did it occur to anybody that, that is probably the most useless trip ever? She’s gonna spend majority of her time on the bus. That’s okay, at least — she’s gone for majority of mother’s day. Fantastic.

  
  

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  Xanga DrrAaaaAAAaAaaAma. Ya’ll know what I’m talking about. And I ain’t taking part in it. Nuh-uh.

  
  

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  Did ANYBODY see this coming? Not me.
  

  
  

  How in the world did KEVJUMBA get Jessica Alba’s attention?

  
  

  Please refer to Shake_things_up latest post. Watch the videos, and you’ll be boggled at how this kid managed to capture attention of celebrities. I mean, I used to watch him, but even then, I didn’t think he was THAT funny. Hence, “used to”.

  
  

  Kuababes, I think you’re in the wrong blogging community or using the wrong medium to get to your life long dream of having sex with Jessica Alba.

  
  

  Alba seems to like video blogging alot better. Not crass writing.

  
  

  A highschool kid is beating you to your life long dream. For shame.

  
  

   

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