June 11, 2008

• The HousewifeNY Mantra

  
  

  Say it with me ladies…

  
  

  “I am an exceptional woman,
  as well as an exceptional person,
  So I expect men to make exceptions for me.
  
  I can negotiate and compromise,
  hence my title of an exceptional girlfriend/wife.
  But the end result must be something I like.

  
  

  If a man cannot deal with it,
  then go ahead, break it up,
  or have me dump your ass,
  even better.
  
  Rest assure,
  I can live with or without you.”

  
  

  I came up with that in the shower this morning. Yeah, it’s like, suddenly I felt this Beyonce-Clinton empowerment shower over me. Must be the water.

  
  

  P.S I do indeed believe in that mantra.

  
  

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  Re: Meunonomo – Is crazy inevitable? Part One
  

  
  

  At first glance the post serves as a great comedic satire for all psychotic girlfriends out there. Even having the men singing their own version of the Beyonce-to-the-left giving props to great cool women like Viv2. But as I sat there, thinking about the sisterhood and all, something must be clarified. Allow me.

  
  

  1) Having pictures of the ex is definitely okay. But again, what ARE those pictures portraying? Are the parties in the pictures naked? Is your boyfriend talking about them in a very VERY favourable light, as if…. they might as well marry the girl’s ass for all the praising of his ”past” relationship? I don’t think that just by mentioning that girls go crazy about ex pictures are enough to deem them to be all psychotic. All this should be analyzed on a case by case basis.

  
  

  2) It is a different situation/game depending on the mentality of the girlfriend. If the girl isn’t even looking for a committed relationship but only for a good booty call, do you think that the girl gives a shit about…… anything? I know I wouldn’t. Hell, you can talk all night about your exes if you please if I only proclaimed you to be my booty call. Cause bottom line is, I ain’t committed to you, so I don’t give a fuck.

  
  

  3) Now what about the women that has a committed mentality? See, I’m sure you know where I am going with this already. It’s not that majority of the women are territorial or jealous bitches, it’s just that… picture this:

  
  

  If I marry you and you still hang out with your ex, then wtf? Why am I wasting time with you?

  
  

  There are no “gal pals” and “guy friends” once you tie the knot. Does your mom hang out with other men on a one-on-one basis? Does your dad have “gal pals” which he catches movies with? The confident answer is no. If Paulina says there are no gal pals and guy friends within the existence of a marriage, then she is damn right.

  
  

  Women don’t think about committed relationship as “just” the dating phase. We look for qualities in which we want our future husbands to exemplify. If men can’t even give us what we ask for while we’re in a long-term relationship, then it’s a sign for us to dump their ass. That’s what dating is all about isn’t it? Looking for that person that fits? If it’s such a trouble now for men to sacrifice certain immature behaviours, then what makes them think that it’s going to be easier down the road? In other terms, women think ahead.

  
  

  Bottom line is, depending on how committed the girl wants to be with the guy or in any relationship, her actions will be dictated by that level of commitment she has for him. If she’s a commitment phobe, then you know, she probably won’t even give a shit if you watch your homemade porn with your exes in front of her. Yeah for all the pussy men out there that can’t deal with real women, go date a commitment phobe. She won’t cause any trouble. I promise.

  
  

  So guys, stop doing stupid ass shit that gives women reason to go “psycho” on you. If you hesitate to tell a girl what you did, it’s probably because it was a stupid idea to begin with.

  
  

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  The bitter taste in my mouth is still there.
  
  
  

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